This is what happens when you give beer to a baby. It can be very dangerous, so it's important to understand the full process. For example--it's important to gradually introduce alcohol into a baby's bottle by allowing apple juice to ferment for a few days. Once the child has been able to grasp the concept of buzz, then you can introduce them to some of the softer regional lagers. It's important to keep little girls from tasting the bitter beers such as german lagers or pale ales as this tends to lead them down the primrose path of debauchery into cultural deviance. The application of underwear to the head as illustrated above is an early indicator of this malaise.
As a side note, it is much easier changing diapers when one is drunk.
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