The
thing about cats is that, despite what we have, cats have a finite
number of souls. They all wander up and down a kind of feline version
of the spiral of life. Kittens who master all facets of cattiness can
slowly advance to the top where they are reincarnated as jungle
cats. The truly pious then are reborn in feral litters across
urbanized areas.
They
remember their past lives. This particular cat observed a civil war
battle and feasted upon dead bodies washed along the shore after the
defeat of the Spanish Armada.
This is also why so called psychic people like having cats around. When they get a few, they create a kind of psychic energy that makes people think they can read fortunes by reading hairballs.
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